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I found what I need

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. Oh God, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money!

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